Your buyers ask AI. It names someone else.
Half your buyers now open ChatGPT, Perplexity, Claude or Google’s AI answer before they open a search results page. They ask the question your best landing page was written to answer. They get one paragraph back, with two or three companies named in it.
Refunded if you do not need itNo access to your site requiredRead and written by a person
Cosolo, Montréal. I run every audit myself and write every verdict — who I am
If you are not one of them, nothing shows up in your analytics. No visit, no bounce, no form. The deal was decided before you knew it existed. That is what makes this expensive — it is invisible in every dashboard you already have.
Count the questions you are missing from.
Take the buying-intent questions in your category — the “best X for Y”, “X vs Y”, “how do I do Z” questions your sales calls always start with. Say there are fifty. Say each one, when it names you, is worth one qualified conversation a month, and one in five of those closes at your average deal size.
Now count how many of the fifty name you today. Most sites I check are under ten, and nobody there knew the number before I ran it. The audit turns that guess into a list with names, engines and dates on it.
of AI-influenced visits arrive later as a branded search, and only 8.8% arrive by a direct link — so a click count undercounts this channel roughly six to one. Source: Similarweb and NIQ, September 2026.
Run the questions. Read the answers. Rank the fixes.
I run the questions your buyers actually ask across six engines — ChatGPT, Perplexity, Gemini, Claude, Google AI Overviews and Grok — and record who gets named. Then I read the answers and work out why the engines picked the companies they picked, on your topic, this month.
That produces a fix list ranked by what each fix is worth, not by how hard it is. Usually it is unglamorous: the page that answers the question does not exist, or it answers in the wrong shape, or the engines are blocked from reading it at all.
Then, if you want, I do the fixing.
Who this is for — and who it is not.
- You sell on your own website — a product, a service or a subscription — and a buyer can pay you there.
- Your sales start with questions a stranger could type: best X for Y, X vs Y, how do I do Z.
- You want the number and the fix list, not a dashboard to log into.
- You sell only through a marketplace. Its agent buys from its own catalogue, and nothing on your site moves that.
- You want placement inside an assistant. Nobody can sell you that, and I will not pretend to.
- You have no website, or only a social profile. There is nothing for an engine to read yet.
Priced as work, not as software.
Agentic Commerce audit
Six engines, your real buying questions, a written verdict and a ranked fix list. One live hour to walk through it.
Pay $499Agentic Commerce fix pack
The audit, then I apply the fixes to your site and re-run the same questions, so you see the before and the after.
Pay $1,999Agentic Commerce watch retainer
Monthly re-run, a one-page delta on what moved and what broke, and my read on what to do next.
Pay $699/moI built the engine, for myself.
I built the engine that runs these checks because nothing on the market answered the question the way I needed it answered. It is not for sale and you will never be asked to log into it. What you are buying is the reading of the results, which is the part software still does badly.
The writing is the rest of the argument — three dozen pieces on how these engines actually choose sources, published as I learned it, with nothing held back for a paid tier.
I ran the audit on this site first. It failed.
On 1 September 2026 I pointed the audit at loudpixel.ai, expecting to do reasonably well, and scored Level 0 — invisible: no offer an agent could read, no currency on any price, no refund policy it could find. I fixed it the same day and published the audit, the failures and the fixes, with dates, so you can check my work before you pay for it.
What do buyers ask before they book?
Does AI name my company today?
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That is the first thing the audit answers. I put your category’s buying questions to six engines — ChatGPT, Perplexity, Gemini, Claude, Google’s AI Overviews and Grok — and send you the list of who each one named, with the date it was asked.
Why does AI name my competitor instead of me?
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Usually not because their product is better. Their page answers the question directly, in a shape an engine can lift; yours answers it in a brochure. Sometimes the engines are blocked from reading you at all, and no amount of writing fixes that.
How is this different from SEO?
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SEO earns a link on a results page. This earns a mention inside the answer — often with no link and no click, which is why the loss never appears in your analytics. The craft overlaps; the fixes do not.
Can I do this myself?
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Often, and I will say so. Send me your site and the three questions you most want to be named for: when the problem is plain from your homepage I will tell you to go and fix it rather than sell you an audit.
Do you need access to my site?
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Not for the audit. LoudPixel reads what is public, exactly as an engine does. The fix pack is the engagement that touches your site, and only with access you grant and changes you approve.
What happens when the work is finished?
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Nothing renews on its own. Terms are month to month with 30 days’ notice, no retainer is required after an audit or a fix pack, and taking one does not discount the others.
Send me your site and three questions.
Send me your site and the three questions you most want to be named for. Within a day I will tell you whether an audit is worth your $499 — sometimes the answer is obvious from your homepage and you should just go fix it yourself.
Month-to-monthNo retainer required after an audit30 days’ notice